[HQ Ignorance] Duck tower

[Lev Lafayette]

On Mon, September 23, 2013 6:15 pm, Loran wrote:  
> Looking around to chack if everyone is safe and in order to progress:
> - "Now let's find this Durulz Shaman and have a meeting with him, whatever
> the outcomes... Be cautious and ready for anything."

As if on cue, there was a low chanting and drumming, not entirely
concordant from within the chamber. Looking around, two trollkin zombies
moved with some swiftness up the chamber lighting torches along the way.
Despite this, the square, low chamber remains somewhat dim and smoky.

Nevertheless there is sufficient illumination and backlighting to reveal
what must be the most important denizen within the building - the
Fellowship excepted of course. Sitting on a throne at the far end of the
chamber is a duck, as stately and as proud as is possible with that
species. On his right arm he leans upon a silver sword which glistens, and
he wears a headdress and skirt in the style of the nobles of the Holy
Country.

Which all seems even more inappropriate when this being of noble bearing
opens its mouth and begins to quack in a lisp.

"Whoth dareth inthade the sanctum of Fwrack The Duck of Death? Oh, I thee.
Ith's you Oarsthanai.. Yoth brought thome thriends this time. Learned
abouth community didth you?"

"Lookth, you can'th be thore about the skin buthineth? I neededth ith, you
know. I neededth it for the bloodth soup. To stopth the thun again, to
stopth the Unpronounthable God throm arising again. The trollth were
right! And no thath Can Thu wanth to bringth Chaoth again. Well, I can
thop him! I can thtop him and endth the Trollkin Cursth!"


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